I don't want to review books any more. It cuts in too much on my reading.

The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.

Innocence is a desirable thing, a dainty thing, an appealing thing, in its place; but carried too far, it is merely ridiculous.

Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.

Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.

Be you wise and never sad, You will get your lovely lad. Never serious be, nor true, And your wish will come to you-- And if that makes you happy, kid, You'll be the first it ever did.

People Who Do Things exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!