Authors and actors and artists and such - Never know nothing, and never know much.

His books are exciting and powerful and — if I may filch the word from the booksy ones — pulsing.

Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.

Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter.

A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.