Authors and actors and artists and such - Never know nothing, and never know much.

Woman wants monogamy; Man delights in novelty. Love is woman's moon and sun; Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord; Count to ten, and man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, What earthly good can come of it?

Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you.

A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, most comfortable financially, shows that it is our national joy to mistake for the first-rate, the fecund rate.

They say of me, and so they should, It's doubtful if I come to good.

Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement.