I wanted to be cute. That's the terrible thing. I should have had more sense.
My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man.
Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.
Eternity is a ham and two people.
A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, most comfortable financially, shows that it is our national joy to mistake for the first-rate, the fecund rate.
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.