The ones I like are โchequeโ and โenclosed.โ
Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
...as for helping me in the outside world, the Convent taught me only that if you spit on a pencil eraser, it will erase ink.
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.