That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

[On Lou Tellegen's Women Have Been Kind:] The book ... has all the elegance of a quirked little finger and all the glitter of a pair of new rubbers.

... if this world were anything near what it should be there would be no more need of a Book Week than there would be a of a Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children.

Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.

I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.

As I was saying to the landlord only this morning: 'You can't have everything'.

My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man.