Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn.

I fell into writing, I suppose, being one of those awful children who wrote verses. I went to a convent in New York-the Blessed Sacrament... I was fired from there, finally, for a lot of things, among them my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Upton Sinclair is his own King Charles' head. He cannot keep himself out of his writings, try though he may; or, by this time, try though he doesn't.

This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.