Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn.

All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don't catch horses going around looking like people, do you?

...as for helping me in the outside world, the Convent taught me only that if you spit on a pencil eraser, it will erase ink.

[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?

Gertrude Stein did us the most harm when she said, 'You're all a lost generation.' That got around to certain people and we all said, 'Whee! We're lost.

Hollywood is one place in the world where you can die of encouragement.

I've finally gotten to the bottom of things.