[Hospitalized and pressing the nurse's button before dictating letters to her secretary:] This should assure us of at least forty-five minutes of undisturbed privacy.

I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.

Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.

Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!

If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.

It may be that this autobiography [Aimee Semple McPherson's] is set down in sincerity, frankness, and simple effort. It may be, too, that the Statue of Liberty is situated in Lake Ontario.