[Hospitalized and pressing the nurse's button before dictating letters to her secretary:] This should assure us of at least forty-five minutes of undisturbed privacy.
Dorothy ParkerYet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.
Dorothy ParkerSometimes I think I'll give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day.
Dorothy ParkerI regret to say that during the first act of this, I fell so soundly asleep that the gentleman who brought me piled up a barricade of overcoat, hat, stick, and gloves between us to establish a separation in the eyes of the world, and went into an impersonation of A Young Man Who Has Come to the Theater Unaccompanied.
Dorothy Parker