Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you.

Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.

[Deadpool] is definitely squirm-inducing. It's a pretty hard R, violence-wise. But cartoony, also. Maybe fast-forward through to torture scenes.

I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels like a more intimate and personal experience these days.

I used to make love to Green Day's music. But 9 minutes? I'm not Superman.

I grew up in San Diego, so it wasn't hard to move to L.A. to get into show business, but I did the standard thing of just moving without much money and just seeing if I could make it work.

Never really intended to be a comedian, just sort of fell into that, but always wanted to be in show business, or something to do with making comedy.