Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you.

It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy.

You can't always be 100-percent positive that a joke will work, so you've just got to try it. Fortunately, if one new joke doesn't work, I've got lots of old ones that do. Just like cops, it's important to have backup.

If you have anyone smoking pot in a movie it automatically, I think, knocks it up to maybe PG-13 movie rating and if there's a lot of it, even an R rating, even though chances are it is a legal activity in whatever place the film takes place.

I used to make love to Green Day's music. But 9 minutes? I'm not Superman.

I enjoy a lot of stuff. That's why I pursued a career in show business, because I enjoy watching everything as much or more than making it. I'm just a big TV and movie junkie from when I was a kid. Fortunately, it worked out.

Being on TV and getting everything paid for are the two reasons to do it with us instead of the court of law.