I saw a dog in a cage. And that cage had a sign on it that said, 'I bite.' And I was like, 'That is good to know doggy, but that's not the most important thing about you. You should make a sign that says, 'I make signs.''

The great thing about being up early on a Sunday is nothing.

I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it.

[Ryan Reynolds] has had stabs at it like Just Friends. He's really fun in that.

It's fun playing the judge, because I grew up on all the courtroom stuff in movies and TV. So, you know all the tropes, and you know all the expressions.

If you have anyone smoking pot in a movie it automatically, I think, knocks it up to maybe PG-13 movie rating and if there's a lot of it, even an R rating, even though chances are it is a legal activity in whatever place the film takes place.

In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'