I used to make love to Green Day's music. But 9 minutes? I'm not Superman.
A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking to me, I would up my pot consumption just to make that happen.
Marijuana: why forget something tomorrow when you can forget it today?
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.
Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.
In terms of my lungs, pot smoking is not like cigarette smoking. It doesn't affect the lungs as quickly, or as much over time. If I stopped pot smoking today, my lungs could heal probably 100 percent in a few years.