I can't go off all crazy like that and reward someone a ton of money.

I can't go off all crazy like that and reward someone a ton of money.

Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you.

In terms of my lungs, pot smoking is not like cigarette smoking. It doesn't affect the lungs as quickly, or as much over time. If I stopped pot smoking today, my lungs could heal probably 100 percent in a few years.

I grew up in San Diego, so it wasn't hard to move to L.A. to get into show business, but I did the standard thing of just moving without much money and just seeing if I could make it work.

You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes.

Any comedic entertainment is better when you get high.