In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'

Everyone wants to look good in photographs, even us trolls who tell jokes.

A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking to me, I would up my pot consumption just to make that happen.

You can't always be 100-percent positive that a joke will work, so you've just got to try it. Fortunately, if one new joke doesn't work, I've got lots of old ones that do. Just like cops, it's important to have backup.

I was immediately into all the great movie comedians - Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder. Everything those guys had anything to do with, from I don't know how young. Super young.

It's fun playing the judge, because I grew up on all the courtroom stuff in movies and TV. So, you know all the tropes, and you know all the expressions.

Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it.