A message to parents who think legalizing weed will make their kids want to try it: they will anyway.

I've always enjoyed things that are popular,I mean, obviously, there are plenty of things that are popular that I hate. But when something like that is done right, I just think they nail it. I just think Modern Family is a really clever show.

Everyone wants to look good in photographs, even us trolls who tell jokes.

I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels like a more intimate and personal experience these days.

A message to parents who think legalizing weed will make their kids want to try it: they will anyway.

LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies.

If you ever go to Las Vegas, and you will, just go for a few days. I was there recently for seven days, seven days in Vegas. After I blew all my money on gambling and prostitution, I had six days to kill.