A message to parents who think legalizing weed will make their kids want to try it: they will anyway.

Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you.

[Ryan Reynolds] has had stabs at it like Just Friends. He's really fun in that.

The motion picture Deadpool was my favorite funny movie of [2016]. Something that I could just watch over and over again, because it's just so... he says so many things.

Marijuana: why forget something tomorrow when you can forget it today?

Since my act is a goofy reflection of what's going on in my life, I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject. So when I started getting laughs, I started doing more material about it. When people come to see my shows, there are a lot of stoners in the audience, but there are also a lot of people who just like me. So I try to give a healthy mix, where people aren't going "There are too many jokes about pot!" or "There's not enough jokes about pot!"

Any comedic entertainment is better when you get high.