Being on TV and getting everything paid for are the two reasons to do it with us instead of the court of law.
Doug BensonThe thing is girls will always say you're lying when you say you had sex with them when you're lying about having sex with them.
Doug BensonNever really intended to be a comedian, just sort of fell into that, but always wanted to be in show business, or something to do with making comedy.
Doug BensonSociety has definitely gotten to the point where everybody has to comment on anything, and if you want to stay sane as a performer, you're better off not reading that stuff.
Doug Benson