I'm 48, which is a bit of a shock to me. Why only last year I thought I was a precocious young thing!

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

And the most interesting natural structure? A giant, two-thousand-mile-long fish in orbit around Jupiter, according to a reliable report in the Weekly World News. The photograph was very convincing, and I'm only surprised that more-reputable journals like New Scientist, or even just The Sun, haven't followed up with more details. We should be told.

Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.

It was one of those pictures that children are supposed to like but don't. Full of endearing little animals doing endearing things, you know?

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.

Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence.