The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one shows any signs of leaving. Somebody did once look at his watch, but that was eleven years ago now, and there has been no follow up.

Put away your worries, the world is a good and perfect place. It is in fact very easy.

I think the idea of art kills creativity.

A theory of the universe that states: If anyone finds out what the universe is for, it will disappear and be replaced by something more bizarrely inexplicable.

Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse.

Time doesn't necessarily happen in chronological order.