The most misleading assumptions are the ones you don't even know you're making.

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet.

He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arm out wide. "I will go mad!" he annouced.

Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and have done with it.

There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole.

Trillian had come to suspect that the main reason [Zaphood] had had such a wild and successful life was that he never really understood the significance of anything he did.

The future of computer power is pure simplicity.