The most misleading assumptions are the ones you don't even know you're making.

That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.

The film project has been “twenty years of constipation,” and he likens the Hollywood process to “trying to grill a steak by having a succession of people coming into the room and breathing on it.”

I have always been absurdly, ridiculously tall. To give you an idea- when we went on school trips to Interesting and Improving Places, the form-master wouldn't say "Meet under the clock tower," or "Meet under the War Memorial," but "Meet under Adams.

Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots

The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome.

Beppu (n.) The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.