"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n. One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.

Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.

Being virtually killed by a virtual laser in a virtual space is just as effective as the real thing, because you are as dead as you think you are.

Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.

We’ll meet the meat.

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.