I'm so great even I get tongue-tied talking to myself.

Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit him and he shut up.

One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.

If I were not an atheist, I think I would have to be a Catholic because if it wasn't the forces of natural selection that designed fish, It must have been an Italian.

How do I know the past is not a fiction conceived to reconcile the difference between my state of mind and the present.

All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was." "No," said the old man, "that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.

They live in perpetual fear of the time they call "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief