I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

It was one of those pictures that children are supposed to like but don't. Full of endearing little animals doing endearing things, you know?

It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings, to account for their peculiar habit of continually stating and restating the very very obvious, as in "It's a nice day," or "You're very tall," or "So this is it, we're going to die." His first theory was that if human beings didn't keep exercising their lips, their mouths probably shriveled up. After a few months of observation he had come up with a second theory, which was this--"If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end".