The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form takes three times longer to say than what it's short for.

I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style

I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg Ron stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg.

The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks. How often have you been presented with an apparently rational explanation of something that works in all respects other than one, which is just that it is hopelessly improbable? Your instinct is to say, 'Yes, but he or she simply wouldn't do that.

For as long as he could remember, he’d suffered from a vague nagging feeling of being not all there.