I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good.

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner', but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was. "Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked.

The idea that Bill Gates (one of the founders of Microsoft) has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second rate technology, led them into it in the first place...

Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.