The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one shows any signs of leaving. Somebody did once look at his watch, but that was eleven years ago now, and there has been no follow up.
Douglas AdamsIf you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language.
Douglas AdamsThere is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.
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