Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.

The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!

In moments of great stress, every life form that exists gives out a tiny subliminal signal.

I am rarely happier than when spending entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that it would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand.

He actually caught himself saying things like "Yippee," as he pranced ridiculously round the house.

It's reassuring to realize that everybody is as stupid as you are and that all we are doing when we are standing in the kitchen wondering what we came in here for is "woking.

Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.