Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. [...] Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.

Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever.

WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!

Yes it is,' said the Professor. 'Wait—' he motioned to Richard, who was about to go out again and investigate— 'let it be. It won't be long.' Richard stared in disbelief. 'You say there's a horse in your bathroom, and all you can do is stand there naming Beatles songs?' The Professor looked blankly at him.

Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as logically as it does.