The teacher usually learns more than the pupils. Isn't that true? "It would be hard to learn much less than my pupils," came a low growl from somewhere on the table, "without undergoing a pre-frontal lobotomy."

The most misleading assumptions are the ones you don't even know you're making.

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" "Six by nine. Forty two." "That's it. That's all there is." "I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe

I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good.

Conceited little mega-puppy.

To boldly split infinitives that no man had split before.

Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.