Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse.

Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

If they don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.

Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.