Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.

Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night. Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night. -Marvin

Time travel, by its very nature, was invented in all periods of history simultaneously.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

It was his subconscious which told him this - that infuriating part of a person's brain which never responds to interrogation, merely gives little meaningful nudges and then sits humming quietly to itself, saying nothing.