To boldly split infinitives that no man had split before.

Beppu (n.) The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.

Did I do anything wrong today," he said, "or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

A beach house isn't just real estate. It's a state of mind.

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression "As pretty as an airport." Airports are ugly. Some are very ugly. Some attain a degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a special effort. This ugliness arises because airports are full of people who are tired, cross, and have just discovered that their luggage has landed in Murmansk (Murmansk airport is the only exception of this otherwise infallible rule), and architects have on the whole tried to reflect this in their designs.

Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.