I wanted to be John Cleese. It took me some time to realise that the job was taken.
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
One of the most important things you learn from the internet is that there is no 'them' out there. It’s just an awful lot of 'us.'
Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan. Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he would go mad, and now here he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric Earth.