Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.

The idea was fantastically, wildly improbable. But like most fantastically, wildly improbable ideas it was at least as worthy of consideration as a more mundane one to which the facts had been strenuously bent to fit.

I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe

The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change.

I didn't notice I was being set upon by a pickpocket, which I am glad of, because I like to work only with professionals.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.