"I think we have different value systems." "Well, mine's better."

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

He turned slowly like a fridge door opening.

Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.

The system of life on this planet is so astoundingly complex that it was a long time before man even realized that it was a system at all and that it wasn't something that was just there.

Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

The Macintosh may only have 10% of the market, but it is clearly the top 10%.