In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Radio did not kill books and television did not kill radio or movies - what television did kill was cinema newsreel. TV does it much better because it can deliver it instantly. Who wants last week's news?

Nobleness was one word for making a fuss about the trivial inevitabilities of life, but there were others.

Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.

Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

And the most interesting natural structure? A giant, two-thousand-mile-long fish in orbit around Jupiter, according to a reliable report in the Weekly World News. The photograph was very convincing, and I'm only surprised that more-reputable journals like New Scientist, or even just The Sun, haven't followed up with more details. We should be told.