We are stuck with technology when all we really want is just stuff that works. How do you recognize something that is still technology? A good clue is if it comes with a manual.

And then, just when you think that you have experienced all the wonders that this world has to offer, you round a peak and suddenly think you're doing the whole thing over again, but this time on drugs.

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.

"What's up?" "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there."

Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.' Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.

Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.