Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.' Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.

Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.

The great thing about being the only species that makes a distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along.

If you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language.

I am rarely happier than when spending entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that it would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand.

Time doesn't necessarily happen in chronological order.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?