We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.

If everyone knew exactly what I was going to say, then there would be no point in my saying it, would there?

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.

Ahenny (adj.) - The way people stand when examining other people's bookshelves.

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet.

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'Yeah,' said Zaphod, 'but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' 'THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?' 'But sir,' it squealed, 'I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead...' 'Yeah, that's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet.