I don't say that I don't believe in God because that implies that there is a God for me not to believe in.
Douglas AdamsWe are stuck with technology when all we really want is just stuff that works. How do you recognize something that is still technology? A good clue is if it comes with a manual.
Douglas AdamsStotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.
Douglas AdamsVery deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.
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