The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

The Hitch Hiker's Guide has not been an opera. It has however been a tapestry, if you count a woven bath towel as a tapestry.

Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.

Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan. Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he would go mad, and now here he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric Earth.

Having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject the second time around.

Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change.