I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.

Believe me, it is a great deal better to find cast-iron proof that you're innocent than to languish in a cell hoping that the police---who already think you're guilty---will find it for you.

The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.

It was one of those pictures that children are supposed to like but don't. Full of endearing little animals doing endearing things, you know?

One is never alone with a rubber duck.

In the stillness, a fly would not have dared clear it's throat.

Time affords us the ability to blame past errors on others while whole heartedly pronouncing our futures successes.