Time affords us the ability to blame past errors on others while whole heartedly pronouncing our futures successes.

42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

The future of computer power is pure simplicity.

You come to me for advice, but you can't cope with anything you don't recognize. Hmmm. So we'll have to tell you something you already know but make it sound like news, eh Well, business as usual , I suppose.

I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies: 1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. 2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. 3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

Having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject the second time around.