I don't like the idea of missionaries. In fact, the whole business fills me with fear and alarm. I don't believe in God, or at least not in the one we've invented for ourselves in England to fulfill our peculiarly English needs, and certainly not in the ones they've invented in America who supply their servants with toupees, television stations and, most importantly, toll-free telephone numbers. I wish that people who did believe in such things would keep them to themselves and not export them to the developing world.

Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

One of the most important things you learn from the internet is that there is no 'them' out there. It’s just an awful lot of 'us.'

In the stillness, a fly would not have dared clear it's throat.

One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

Nobleness was one word for making a fuss about the trivial inevitabilities of life, but there were others.