A mobile phone needs a manual in the way that a teacup doesn't

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

A mobile phone needs a manual in the way that a teacup doesn't

Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

It was his subconscious which told him this - that infuriating part of a person's brain which never responds to interrogation, merely gives little meaningful nudges and then sits humming quietly to itself, saying nothing.

I have detected disturbances in the wash.' 'The wash?' 'The space-time wash.' 'Are we talking about some sort of Vogon laundromat, or what are we talking about?' 'Eddies in the space-time continuum.' 'Ah...is he. Is he.' 'What?' 'Er, who is Eddy, then, exactly?