I don't say that I don't believe in God because that implies that there is a God for me not to believe in.

Aberystwyth (n.) A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for.

Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

What I need... is a strong drink and a peer group.

Cyberspace is - or can be - a good, friendly and egalitarian place to meet.

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.

He actually caught himself saying things like "Yippee," as he pranced ridiculously round the house.