I don't say that I don't believe in God because that implies that there is a God for me not to believe in.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan. Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he would go mad, and now here he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric Earth.

It's good to leave your room super-messy when you're away. Whoever tries to break into your room will thought it has already been ransacked.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots

Ahenny (adj.) - The way people stand when examining other people's bookshelves.