I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

Let the past hold on to itself and let the present move forward into the future.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Despite the fact that an Indonesian island chicken has probably had a much more natural life than one raised on a battery farm in England, people who wouldn't think twice about buying something oven-ready become much more upset about a chicken that they've been on a boat with, so there is probably buried in the Western psyche a deep taboo about eating anything you've been introduced to socially.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

The only person for whom the house was in any way special was Arthur Dent, and that was only because it happened to be the one he lived in.

I don't say that I don't believe in God because that implies that there is a God for me not to believe in.