If everyone knew exactly what I was going to say, then there would be no point in my saying it, would there?

And the most interesting natural structure? A giant, two-thousand-mile-long fish in orbit around Jupiter, according to a reliable report in the Weekly World News. The photograph was very convincing, and I'm only surprised that more-reputable journals like New Scientist, or even just The Sun, haven't followed up with more details. We should be told.

And so the Universe ended.

There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.

I have terrible periods of lack of confidence. I just don't believe I can do it and no evidence to the contrary will sway me from that view.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n. One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.