If everyone knew exactly what I was going to say, then there would be no point in my saying it, would there?

So the hours are pretty good then?' he resumed. The Vogon stared down at him as sluggish thoughts moiled around in the murky depths. Yeah,' he said, 'but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy.

There are two things you should remember when dealing with parallel universes. One, they're not really parallel, and two, they're not really universes

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.

It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.