It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

The most misleading assumptions are the ones you don't even know you're making.

We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

If God allows proof that he exists he robs people of faith and without faith what is God? Nothing.

The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.

One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.