I tend to get very suspicious of anything that thinks it's art while it's being created.

Deep in the fundamental heart of mind and Universe there is a reason.

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

There was a terribly ghastly silence. There was a terribly ghastly noise. There was a terribly ghastly silence.

Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.

Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.

The idea that Bill Gates (one of the founders of Microsoft) has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second rate technology, led them into it in the first place...