Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Well the hours are good...' ... 'but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy.

Democracy is all about not electing the wrong man-eating lizard.

High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse.

What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he launched into the most extraordinary and spectacular fit of coughing which caught Arthur so much by surprise that he started to choke violently, discovered he was already doing it and got thoroughly confused.

Even the evil-looking bird perched on a rod in the bar had stopped screeching out the names and addresses of local contract killers, which was a service it provided for free.