Solutions nearly always come from the direction you least expect, which means there's no point trying to look in that direction because it won't be coming from there.

Alltami (n.) The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

And then, just when you think that you have experienced all the wonders that this world has to offer, you round a peak and suddenly think you're doing the whole thing over again, but this time on drugs.

If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty beach robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar.

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.