The party and the Krikkit warship looked, in their writhings, a little like two ducks, one of which is trying to make a third duck inside the second duck, whilst the second duck is trying very hard to explain that it doesn't feel ready for a third duck right now, is uncertain that it would want any putative third duck anyway, and certainly not whilst it, the second duck, was busy flying.

A beach house isn't just real estate. It's a state of mind.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

I'm so great even I get tongue-tied talking to myself.

Alltami (n.) The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.

Time doesn't necessarily happen in chronological order.