I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.
Presidents don't have power. Their job is to draw attention away from it.
Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. “I thought you must be dead …” he said simply. “So did I for a while,” said Ford, “and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.
I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
Nobody got murdered before lunch. But nobody. People weren't up to it. You needed a good lunch to get both the blood-sugar and blood-lust levels up.